Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Gagne Best Pitcher on our Payroll

No, he doesn't wear pinstripes. Yes, he "pitches" for the evil Red Sox. But, I'm comin' clean now and telling the world that I personally offered him $1 million to "blow" a couple of saves for the Sox when he was traded to them earlier this year.

I think you'll agree that was the best million bucks I ever invested! Gagne has more than delivered for us, including yet another blown one last night.

I'm gonna call his agent later today and offer another million for two more blow-ups. I figure it's good insurance money for our boys!


George Constanza said...

Hi sir, do you remember me? I used to work for you!

Fake George Steinbrenner said...

Costanza?! Yeah, I remember that I *fired* you! Now I guess I need to block your IP address...