Did I sleep through his release or something? I mean, the last I heard, Mr. Simpson was serving hard prison time for killing his ex-wife and that other fella. And now I hear he was out and has been re-arrested for shaking down some guys who stole his "memorabilia"?!
OK, are you as shocked as me? I mean, is there any such thing as "O.J. Simpson memorabilia" these days?! What, is he signing and re-selling gloves and knives?! Who the heck would pay a nickel for O.J. memorabilia?!