Monday, October 8, 2007

Who the Hell is Paul Byrd?!

I'm sitting here in my luxury box at Yankee Stadium watching game #4 of the ALDS and I'm tellin' ya, I've seen this movie before, literally. This Paul Byrd fella, wasn't he the old pitcher in Major League, the movie? I think he went by the name Eddie Harris back then.

Amazingly enough, we can't even hit off a former actor who hasn't been seen on the mound since the 1990's! Man, our offense sucks. Oh, and don't get me started on the pitching...

Let's see... Has a team ever won a championship with no hitting and no pitching?


Anonymous said...

he's owning the yankees right now

Fake George Steinbrenner said...

Ha, not anymore! We finally chased him from the game. Yeah, that's right...he was scared to only have a 4-run lead and went running to the showers!