Monday, October 8, 2007

Who the Hell is Paul Byrd?!

I'm sitting here in my luxury box at Yankee Stadium watching game #4 of the ALDS and I'm tellin' ya, I've seen this movie before, literally. This Paul Byrd fella, wasn't he the old pitcher in Major League, the movie? I think he went by the name Eddie Harris back then.

Amazingly enough, we can't even hit off a former actor who hasn't been seen on the mound since the 1990's! Man, our offense sucks. Oh, and don't get me started on the pitching...

Let's see... Has a team ever won a championship with no hitting and no pitching?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

he's owning the yankees right now

Fake George Steinbrenner said...

Ha, not anymore! We finally chased him from the game. Yeah, that's right...he was scared to only have a 4-run lead and went running to the showers!