C'mon Jeter! Are you really content letting everyone think you're sitting this one out due to "strained left quadriceps"?! Please. You've played through so much pain before and now we're supposed to believe a little leg cramping is keeping you out of the lineup.
Toughen up, young man! I'm payin' you way too much to sit on the bench at the start of the season! You better bet back in that lineup tomorrow or there will be hell to pay!
Oh well. At least I can take some comfort in seeing the Red Sox in last place today!