Jeez, is this 2007 all over again?! I'd give Hank's left hand for a decent pitcher. Ah, hell, who am I kiddin'? I'd give all of Hank for a decent pitcher, or even a utility infielder.
It's gotten so bad that Girardi is starting to skip games, saying he's got a "respiratory infection." C'mon Joe, toughen up there, young man. Even the old guy Torre never tried to use that excuse on me. I know you're throwing up in your office and all, but that's not a medical issue...it's because we're currently sitting in last place. Get off your butt and do something about it!