I'M MAD AS HELL!!!!!

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT...I'M GEORGE STEINBRENNER AND THIS IS MY BLOG. YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I'M STARTING A BLOG? HEY, HAVE YOU CHECKED THE FREAKIN' STANDINGS RECENTLY?! MY TEAM SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait a minute. That wuss Brian Cashman tells me you're not supposed to use all caps like that unless you're yelling. WELL GUESS WHAT CASHMAN?...I'M YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE'RE 11 GAMES BEHIND THE DAMNED RED SOX AND IT'S NOT EVEN THE ALL-STAR BREAK YET! CLEMENS IS WHINING EVERY DAY THAT HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE SIGNED WITH BOSTON. SHUT UP YOU WHINY BITCH!

OK, wait a minute. I'm gonna settle down now. Say, what do you think of my blog template? I made it all black to reflect my mood. I'll leave it that way UNTIL THESE OVERPAID BASTARDS START WINNING AGAIN!