I keep hearing that Kobe Bryant is looking for a change of scenery. Not sure if he's tired of the west coast or what, but he's a big-name player, he could be just what we need and I think he'd look great in pinstripes.
Sure he'd be an expensive acquisition, but I'm The Boss and I get what I want, right Clemens?! Luxury tax, schmuxury tax!
P.S. -- I sure hope Bud Selig hasn't discovered this blog yet...that jerk would probably accuse me of meddling on this one...I'll see if I can get Cashman right on it. Maybe we can get him in the starting lineup tonight!