Despite rumors to the contrary, Joe Torre is NOT resigning anytime soon. It's true that he brought a resignation letter to me earlier today, but I tore it up right in front of him. I'm showing you a picture of it here just to prove that I'm not letting him go.
I told him he needs to buck up and fight through this mess. I also asked him if he knows how to get ahold of Joe Girardi, but only because I want to invite him to a party this weekend. Torre took it all the wrong way and stormed out of my office in a huff. Go figure.