Boy, this is getting so old. We're 3 and 7 in our last 10 games and these losers, that's right, you guys are a bunch of losers, have dropped 3 games in a row! I throw millions of my hard-earned cash at this team and all they can muster up is 2 friggin' runs?!
Andy, nice pitching job, by the way. You tossed 7 strong innings, only gave up 2 runs and your chump teammates can't score more than 2 runs of their own...
THERE'S NO HEART ON THIS TEAM!!! WHERE ARE OVER-ACHIEVERS THESE DAYS?! MAN, I'D GIVE HALF MY PERSONAL FORTUNE FOR ANOTHER SCOTT BROSIUS! THEY JUST DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
OH, AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON SCOTT "HOW CAN I LOSE THIS ONE?" PROCTOR!!!! WHAT DID HE DO LAST NIGHT...LET'S SEE...HE PITCHED TO 4 BATTERS, GOT ONE OUT AND GAVE UP THE WINNING RUN. I CAN'T WAIT TO READ HIS UPCOMING BOOK. I HEAR IT'S CALLED "HOW I MADE $446K WITH A 1-5 RECORD".
SOMETHING'S GOTTA CHANGE AROUND HERE...THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
CASHMAN, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!