Friday, June 29, 2007

Tomorrow's Starting Pitcher Jennie Finch?...

Yeah, that's right... Have you seen this gal pitch? I saw some footage of her last night and am thinking she might be just what we need in our starting rotation.

Hey, if Bill Veeck can use a midget to fill a few more seats, why can't I have some hot blonde do the same for us? Sure, we'll have to alter the uniform a bit, especially since those pinstripes might make her hips and butt look too wide, but that's money well spent!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I believe the ball Jennie uses is a yellow softball. Is that legal?

Fake George Steinbrenner said...

Hey, if she can toss the big ball like she does, imagine what she can do with little balls! Btw, that's not intended to be a joke about Giambi and the after-effects of alleged steroid abuse...