Sunday, July 1, 2007

Proctor Gets Torched, Then Tries To Do Same To Gear

The A's lit up the scoreboard against Proctor yesterday, so what does he do? He tries to take it out on his glove and jockstrap by setting them on fire...right on the damned field!

These guys (here and here) thought they got the story right on their blogs. I was there though and feel compelled to set the record straight...

Proctor can't hit the target when he's on the mound and he missed his damned junk pile when he threw the lit match last night. The dumbass wound up tossing the match right into a half-filled trash can in the dugout. The whole dugout almost went up in flames before we managed to find an extinguisher and put it out.

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